A TIC A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTORS AWAY

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An odd tic… Please stop trying to take photos of me- it really sets them off!!!!

I’m beginning to compile a list of my daily favourite tics as well as all time favourites.

COYH- My hilarious father has somehow made me develop this tic after the word Luton in most conversations, he some how trained me to tic ‘COYH’ – ‘Come on you hatters’– a LTFC football reference. It can’t be stopped as humorous as it is!

Patricia and a Tiny lady

TINY LADIES- The majority of my family are 5ft as well as my house mate being shorter than me ‘a little lady’ these tics are very common.

DID YOU KNOW THATS A CAT MEOW: My dads recently got a new puppy- very cute! From the minute I met her and every FaceTime since Patricia (the tics) has asked to see their cat, (I assure you she is a dog) , has meowed at their puppy- asked cat related questions and many other tics.

I’M THE BEST TALKER HERE- Wow she’s big headed (although I must admit I am a super interesting person to talk;)! )

IF YOU DON’T SHUT UP I WILL KILL YOU WITH SIX GUN THINGS- Very polite

WOKEY DOKEY- A classic- one of my first tics- on repeat all day everyday for weeks and weeks.

Reality
Reality

EGGS & BACON . Com- I’m vegetarian & for anyone that knows me knows I absolutely cannot stand eggs. (They’re smelly, the textures weird, the idea of them is weird & ew) Yet for some strange reason my brain has a weird obsession.

Not a very attractive photo- but the reality of a tic attack. Painful, Frustrating.

GERMANS- This is the least racial of my racial tics- I wont list exacts to save us all the awkwardness- think what you like, relate anything to ISIS, Nazi Germany, Shamima Begum, Spanish people, Ginger people, Jews (Unfortunately my Jewish family receive a lot of these) – anything completely un PC & Patricia has said it- inappropriate af.

ONE OF THEM- one of what???

TIC OF THE DAY: You sh

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