I’m beginning to compile a list of my daily favourite tics as well as all time favourites.
COYH- My hilarious father has somehow made me develop this tic after the word Luton in most conversations, he some how trained me to tic ‘COYH’ – ‘Come on you hatters’– a LTFC football reference. It can’t be stopped as humorous as it is!
TINY LADIES- The majority of my family are 5ft as well as my house mate being shorter than me ‘a little lady’ these tics are very common.
DID YOU KNOW THATS A CAT MEOW: My dads recently got a new puppy- very cute! From the minute I met her and every FaceTime since Patricia (the tics) has asked to see their cat, (I assure you she is a dog) , has meowed at their puppy- asked cat related questions and many other tics.
I’M THE BEST TALKER HERE- Wow she’s big headed (although I must admit I am a super interesting person to talk;)! )
IF YOU DON’T SHUT UP I WILL KILL YOU WITH SIX GUN THINGS- Very polite
WOKEY DOKEY- A classic- one of my first tics- on repeat all day everyday for weeks and weeks.
EGGS & BACON . Com- I’m vegetarian & for anyone that knows me knows I absolutely cannot stand eggs. (They’re smelly, the textures weird, the idea of them is weird & ew) Yet for some strange reason my brain has a weird obsession.
GERMANS- This is the least racial of my racial tics- I wont list exacts to save us all the awkwardness- think what you like, relate anything to ISIS, Nazi Germany, Shamima Begum, Spanish people, Ginger people, Jews (Unfortunately my Jewish family receive a lot of these) – anything completely un PC & Patricia has said it- inappropriate af.
ONE OF THEM- one of what???